Monday, January 09, 2006

Be my savior... And I'll be your downfall...

Damn. I've gotta figure out the title to that song. That part has been stuck in my head for the longest time.

Anyway. New Year. New Blog. Same ol' idiot. Hehe.

One thing that miffs me big time is when people post comments on your blog, and when you open it to read it, it's jus' some idiot tryin' to advertise their website or worse... themselves. If anyone's readin' this and is thinkin' about posting an ad in my comments section, don't waste your time. I'll delete it anyway. So go fuck off and find somethin' better to do with your pathetic lives.

Whew. Now that that's over with.

I been thinkin' about postin' my next blog, jus' never got around to it. Well, recently I came up with this trippy idea for a next blog. A bunch of what if's.

Like:

What if we all still lived in the Garden of Eden.

What if you could visit heaven and hell for a day. (It wouldn't take a genius to figure where you'd want to go.)

What if superheroes and powers existed.

What if YOU had superpowers.

What if you could talk to God.

What if you were God.

What if we really are jus' living a dream. (No, I didn't see Matrix recently. They totally ruined that concept.)

What if we all wore the same thing, like black jumpsuits or whatever.

What if you lost a leg or a hand... or both.

What if Robocop was real.

What if the Terminator was real!

What if you could read minds.

What if you were given the chance to be told the time and date of your death.

What if you actually remembered everthing, since childbirth.

What if extra-terrestrial civilizations actually existed, and that we were able to communicate with them.

What if the end of the world came tomorrow.

What if you got the newspaper a day early. (Would you bet on the sports, or use it to try to save people's lives... like that Early Edition show.)

What if you saw dead people. (Don't say it...)

What if you got sentenced for life, and you were wrongfully accused.

What if Hitler, Napoleon, Alexander, and Sun Tzu all existed in our time? (Scary...)

What if you could read minds. (Oh yeah, like y'all didn't see that comin'!)

What if you could control time.

What if you could actually control your life.

Those're all I could think of. That was trippy. I'll prob'ly do that again sometime.

Holla.